Man Mart

A new store that sells men opens in Dallas, TX
 
 
 
A woman may go to choose a husband from among MANY men.
 
 
 
The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
 
 
 
There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose
a man from that floor. But if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
except to exit the building–no stopping on any lower floors.
 
 
 
A woman goes to the shopping center to find a man.
 
***************** On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
 
 
 
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
 
 
 
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that’s better than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?" So up she goes.
 
***************** The second floor sign reads:
 
 
 
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love sports, and drink beer.
 
 
 
The woman smiles to himself, "That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?"
 
 
 
 
 *************** The third floor sign reads:
 
 
 
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love sports, drink beer, and are extremely
good looking.
 
 
 
"Hmmm, better!" she says. "But I wonder what’s upstairs?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
***************** The fourth floor sign reads:
 
 
 
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely good
looking and do all the housework.
 
 
 
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, much more,
further up!" She heads up another flight.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
***************** The fifth floor sign reads:
 
 
 
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely good
looking, do all the housework and don’t bitch and gripe about anything.
 
 
 
"Hot Dang!..how close to perfect can you get?.. .. But just think…..what
must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
 
***************** The sixth floor sign reads:
 
 
 
Floor 6 – Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor.
 
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
 
 
 
Thank you for shopping Man Mart, and have a nice day.
 
 
 
                                                                                    
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